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[NSFW] Crazy Woman Clearly Took Too Much Pre-Workout And Went On A Naked Rampage At A Gym


This video is just one minute long but left me with so, so many questions. First of all, who exactly was trying to “drag” her in the locker room? During the entire tirade she’s screaming and pointing in the direction of one small group of people. Among those people they all look like staff except for one person, this lady…

Don’t let the sandals and black pantsuit fool you, this lady is a straight up killer.

Secondly, what exactly is this woman’s story? First she claims to be a police officer, then she’s going to kill the lady in the parking lot, and then finally she becomes rich enough to be able to buy the entire gym. Pick one story lady. We all know cops salaries can’t afford to purchase and operate a gym, that’s just bad investing right there. Rule 1 of going batshit crazy: Stick to one crazy story because at least with some persistence it might seems semi-believable after a while.

The next move is my absolute favorite part of the video, and almost convinced me to take this lady’s side. “You gotta go in there baby. You gotta go in there, you out here naked.”

Without even flinching she stands her ground, stares down underpaid employee #1, and takes off the last shred of clothing with authority. It’s an early contender for power move of the year.

The cherry on top is her announcing that she got shot in the head just two days ago. On one hand, props for sticking to your gym schedule, hit those gains. On the other hand, I can’t imagine being anywhere near a physical activity 48 hours after you took a bullet to the dome is the smartest move medically, but then again, I’m no doctor so what do I know.

“I know I’m being a crazy person, but can I just go grab my gun that I left in the locker room real quick?”

I don’t think one person who watched this video was surprised in the least at her ending remarks. Fully nude, freaking out in the gym, claiming to be a cop/murderer/millionaire, and supposedly shot in the head two days ago. If Vegas had odds on this interaction, her having a gun in the locker room would have been on the books at -2500. Here’s to hoping crazy naked lady caught her ousside howbow dah.

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