Drunk Doctor Anjali Ramkissoon Goes Apeshit On An Uber Driver in Miami

Youtube – Sunday night in Miami, Fl (Mary Brickell Village) – We were on the phone with this uber driver while he pulled up to our location. Out of nowhere the girl in the video gets in the backseat of his car and won’t get out. We told the driver it was ok, to just cancel our ride, but he did not want to take her anywhere so he kept telling her to get out. Eventually the driver gets out and says he’s calling the cops to get her out of the car. After a couple of minutes of the driver pretending to talk to the cops (im assuming he was pretending because they never showed up at first), the girl decides to reach into the front seat, grab his keys, and start walking away with his keys in her hands…. That’s where the video starts… The police finally showed up after this video ends. The girl was in a taxi cab about to leave when the showed up and they had to stand in front of the taxi and tell him to stop. The girl eventually got up from the area the cops had told her to sit and wait, and tried to walk away from the scene. Once in handcuffs, she then tried kicking some of the police officers on the scene. It was only when they put her in the police car that she started crying, apologizing, and claiming that she would lose her medical license (she claimed to be a neurologist) if she got arrested. The Uber driver was too good of a person and decided to take a cash settlement instead of pressing charges. In his words, “…she was crying (and) said (she) was sorry for everything.” I don’t want to disclose the amount the driver was paid, but can say he could only use the money to pay his cellphone bill and maybeee his cable bill.

 

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Miami’s a wild place to begin with, and after a night of heavy drinking things definitely get weird down there, but this girl blows almost everyone out of the water with this performance. In the span of five minutes she was about eight crimes deep before she decided she was done aggressively cleaning out the driver’s car, dropped the mic, and hit everyone with the ‘Bye Felicia’.

“4 out of 5 doctors agree that treating Uber drivers nicely is the best approach. The 5th… well, you don’t wanna know what she thinks.” Image via University of Miami School of Medicine

It’s a bit unfortunate for her because she probably had one too many drinks to be the “fun drunk” and one too little drinks to just pass out and not cause any mayhem. In an odd plot twist ending, the driver didn’t end up pressing charges against Ramkissoon. Instead, as claimed by uploader of the original video, the driver agreed to accept a monetary settlement on the spot, which was described as “[enough] to pay his cellphone bill and maybe his cable bill.”. Cellphone and cable bills?! Nah, if she wants a get out of jail free card the absolute MINIMUM this chick should be coughing up is enough for next month’s rent, cell phone bill, and an HJ in a sketchy alleyway.  My rule of thumb if you’re going to give out a Pussy Pass is this, ‘if she’s at least a 9, allow the crime’, but there’s no way this girl comes close to qualifying, even with that above-average-but-nothing-to-brag-to-your-friends-about ass of hers.

 

*Results based on confirmed stats that I just made up.

 

To the Uber driver involved, I can’t say I agree with your decision to let this royal bitch off the hook, but I respect your grind, so here’s a handful of hot pics of your attacker for your viewing pleasure.

 

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(Update 1/22/16) – Jackson Health System has confirmed that Anjali Ramkissoon has been placed on administrative leave, a hospital spokeswoman confirmed in a statement. Ramkissoon, a fourth-year resident, was “removed from all clinical duties.”

“Jackson has launched an internal investigation,” the statement reads. “The outcome of the investigation will determine whether any disciplinary action will be taken, up to and including termination.”

She’s going to have a lot more free time now, so beware Uber drivers.

 

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